Adult truths

*** Adult Truths ***




 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.


 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. ...


 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger


. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. ( INDEED!)


 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 


6. . Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.


 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.(INDEED!)


 10. Bad decisions make good stories.  (MY LIFE WOULD BE A BEST SELLER THEN)


 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a momen when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.   ( SRUB DAY,TRY WEEK!)


 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. 


13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.


 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.(INDEED!)


 15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. 


 16. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. (WHAT TO SAY...SIGH!)


 18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?  (3)


19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!


 20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. (LMAO!)


 21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time


. 22. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important

It's so fucking on!

I've not written in forever I know!
Partly from extreme busyness and partly because I'm am still loosing and gaining the same 5 lbs.

Here is the deal tho: on nov 45&6th I have to see my family and so it's major major motivation to loose. Also the week b4 I am supposed to be going away with a friend for a few days spa. So my plan is hit it hard for the next few weeks till spa days then I can relax and a still have a week to loose what ever a gain from spa days.
I am aiming for a 10-12 lb loss that would put me at 140. That was my old h.w and I can't believe consider it a success.

I can promise this tho-unless I'm pregnant I will never let it see 140 again!

Yesterday cals were 290 and today 370-400 so hopefully can make this week a under 500 week and then I will have to fucking lose!

Loads more to say but have to be up for college in less then seven hours-groan!!!


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September so far

WRITTEN 8/9/11

So it's lunch time and I only have afternoon classed then I'm done for the week! I'm pretty confident that it's not gonna be that hard going,for the first year anyway.
The only fly in the ointment is that childcare is still not sorted but I'm sure I will find someone that pics up from the boys school eventually.

Weight wise things are not good.I can no longer loose anything unless I'm eating under 800 calories a day which frankly ain't happening.last 3 days I have been over my target for this week of 1000 max a day by 2-300 cals and I'm gaining on that amount also.
I knew this week I would have a hard enough time adjusting to the routine but I gotta get it together dude!


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PLAN FOR THE NEXT 3 MONTHS!

SEPTEMBER

WEEK 1   5-11TH: 1000 CALS MAX

WEEK 2   12-18TH 500 CALS MAX

WEEK 3   18-25TH 800 CALS MAX

WEEK 4   26-2ND 800 CALS MAX

OCTOBER

WEEK 1   3-9TH  500 MAX

WEEK 2   10-16 TH 800 MAX

WEEK 3   11-23RD 500 MAX

WEEK 4   24-30TH 1000 MAX

NOVEMBER

WEEK 1   31-6 500 MAX

WEEK 2   7-13TH 800 MAX

WEEK 3  14-20TH 500 MAX

WEEK 4   21-27TH 500 MAX

IF I ACTUALLY STUCK TO THIS AND SAY I LOST 2LBS PER1000 WEEK 3LBS PER 800 WEEK AND 4 LBS PER 500 A WEEK ID LOOSE.....39 LBS...2 GOOD TO BE TRUE?
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Been away for a while....

Not updated for ever I know. It's mostly because my weight has stayed the same for the last few weeks.
I've been eating what would be considered healthy calories by some one with out an e.d - around 1500-2000 most days.
But obviously I'm not losing anymore, even tho I'm functioning and active, With occaional help from whizz and coupious amounts of weed.

I was all ready for back to school and then today my childminder texts and says she can't do the hours any more so now I got 2 days to find some one else

Thankfully was able to score both products so I have everything I NEED to get thro the next week.

I'm hitting it hard from Monday, tho I expect the first week to feel completely overwhelming so it might in reality be week 2 b4 I'm back in the game.

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How has this happened?

So I got on the scale this am, thinking I'd gained a pound or two max from the day b4.
5.8 LBS GAINED OVER NIGHT!!! WTF???????
I ate some of marks Chinese and a pint of milk but really that's not.......Over 18,000 calories for fuck sake!


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Weekend

Next to no weed so I've slept most of the weekend, ESP today.
Dispite a hypo which made cals go way over 1200 limit on sat I've only gained 0.4 of lb- and am now 154.0
If I had weed I'd be on strict under 500 a day for next two weeks, if I had weed I would be doing alot of things.......



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